I found this site Omegle.com. You chat with a random person somewhere on the interweb. Here's my convo. I am, of course, You...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there : D
You: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am fine and you?
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: :-]
Stranger: How was your weekend?
You: Fun, I was off at least, and yours?
Stranger: Pretty good.
Stranger: Got to spend time with friends and meet some new ones :]
Stranger: Did you do anything fun or just find some time to relax?
You: Just spent time with loved ones.
Stranger: aws
Stranger: thats good :]
Stranger: So where might you be from?
You: Middle America and you?
Stranger: Usa
Stranger: which nation?
You: USA
Stranger: That isnt middle america lol
You: It is if you're in the middle

Stranger:

Stranger: which state haha
You: The one in the middle, I thought I explained...
Stranger: aha
Stranger: There are a few in the middle : P
Stranger: kansas?
You: That's close enough, but we have more bread here
Stranger: nebraska?
You: Farther south and with less cows
Stranger: which state is called the breadbasket?
Stranger: idk
You: Not the one I live in
Stranger: south and less cows hm
Stranger: colorado?
Stranger: missouri?
You: Cololorado is infested with cows and Missouri doesn't believe in bread
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i give up "]
Stranger: :]*
You: Did you mention your state?
Stranger: cars!
Stranger: lots of cars!
You: Japan?
Stranger: michigan

You: Those two are close, right?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not quite
You: Is it cold there?
Stranger: mmhm
You: Snow?
Stranger: rain yesterday actually
Stranger: but snow earlier
Stranger: in the month
You: Flurries here, and I think I just saw a penguin crossing the street...
You: ...if I can catch him I will call him Promethius...
Stranger: so
Stranger: whats your name?
You: According to this website it's YOU and you are I'm guessing STRANGER, please to meet you

Stranger: likewise
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: can I ask your name according to your birth certificate

You: According to my birth certificate my name is Baby 17, because my parents didn't have a name picked out until much later.
Stranger: :[
Stranger: what did they end up choosing?
Stranger: bummer
You: I don't know, they said I'd get a name when I started acting more mature. Hasn't happened yet....
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I noticed

You: I don't need to know you're name, but if you could pick your own name what would it be? Mine would be Hansel.
Stranger: I like my name actually but Id preffer to have my middle name be my first :]
You: Like Chewbacca?
Stranger: I suppose
You: Anyway, what are you plans?
You: Your plans I mean...
Stranger: for what exactly?
You: You aren't planning? I always have a plan just in case.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I just want to be happy
Stranger: and make other folks happy
Stranger: I just try to make it through each day : ]
You: Like a Madonna or some sort of retired circus clown? Or like rice, rice is always trying to please everyone.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: meh
Stranger: I dont want to please everyone
Stranger: but I'll try to make someone feel better when they are down
You: I can't do that, not in my profession. But good for you

Stranger: what might your profession be?
You: I can't go into specifics, but I remove things form other things in order to get the results my bosses want. What do you do?
Stranger: Im a student
You: I was that once, but I got over it

Stranger: lol
Stranger: I have to go
Stranger: but it has been nice talking : ]
Stranger: I hope you have a swell day baby17 :]
You: You too stranger
